STFUAI Podcasts
Skip The F*cking Unwanted Ads In Podcasts
With the world's first ad-blocking podcast app!
The Problem
It’s a typical Thursday evening.
You’re making dinner for your beautiful wife, and your not-as-unattractive-as-everyone-says children.
As you always do while making dinner, you’re listening to your favorite daily news podcast.
Today, they’re regaling you with the tale of a local toddler who sold its lungs to pay for its cigarette addiction.
You’ve got all of your phalanges well-and-truly lodged up what is euphemistically referred to as the cavity of a chicken, when you hear the newscaster’s betrayal:
“We’ll be right back”.
You’re in a panic.
You've worn out your skip button.
Your thumb is… moist.
You scramble to dislodge yourself from the bird, but there’s no time.
Your domestic tranquility is shattered to bits by the devastatingly-loud, distressingly-high-pitched “CHA-CHINGG” of yet another Shopify ad.
You drop the chicken carcass as you clutch your head in agony.
Your baby was on the floor.
Now your baby has salmonella.
72 hours later, it dies.
Your wife leaves you.
You go to jail for infanticide: a murder most fowl.
There has to be a better way!
The Solution
That exact story happens to literally billions of Americans, every single day.
If only those poor, neglectful, infanticidal fools had heard of the world’s first ad-blocking podcast app: STFUAI Podcasts!
STFUAI Podcasts is the only podcatcher that publicly takes a brave stance against both intrusive ads, and infanticide.
Our semantic role-based diarization-driven advanced AI analysis transcribes every episode and detects dynamically inserted ads, sponsor reads, self-promotional bits, closing credits, and other skippable content.
(That means it detects ads n’ such, using computer-magic.)
Then, having detected those skippable segments, it…
…Skips them.
Automatically.
While you make dinner.
For your many surviving children.
In peace.
Make your wife love you again.
Protect your family from salmonella:
Download STFUAI Podcasts today!
Did I mention it’s free?
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Thank you for being interested in my dumb little app. ❤️